Funny Experiences Over the Phone

All of us have funny experiences over the phone. There are really moments that when I think of it, I couldn't help but to smile or even laugh. Here are some of my unforgettable experiences:

The Anonymous Caller
The phone was ringing at 5:00AM. I have to really get up (it was a saturday) to answer it and was thinking who it might be. With no one in mind, I just grab the phone......

Me: Hello, good am!
Caller (Old lady) : Andyan ba si Melly?
Me: Wala pong Mellying nakatira dito. Wrong number po kayo.
Caller: Kasi sabi nya tawagan ko daw sya. Andyan ba sya?
Me: Wala nga pong Melly na nakatira dito.
Caller: Ah ganun ba? O cge, tawag na lang ako mamaya....


The Anonymous Caller 2
Me: Hello, good evening!
Caller: Andyan na ba si Melly?
Me: (grrrrrr.......) wrong number!


Don't Get me Wrong
Me: Omron, good morning!
Caller (Male): I need a technical assistance, can you help me?
Me: One moment please, let me transfer your call to Louie Jay from our tech group...
(Then after sometime, the same caller was on the phone again)
Me: Omron, good morning!
Caller: Pwede kay Luigi?
Me: Sir, I'm sorry we don't have employee by that name.
Caller: Meron, kausap ko lang sya kanina. Kaw pa nga ang nagtransfer sa akin eh.
Me: ahhhhhh... kay Louie Jay (Luigi naman kc!) :-)



Water Delivery
I called a water refilling station near our house (when I was still in Pasig City)...
Me: Good afternoon, magpapadeliver lang po sana ako ng 2 gal of water


Girl sa Water Refill Station: Cge po, san po sila?
Me: Dito kami sa 17-A San Roque
Girl: Sa may 17-E SAn Roque?
Me: Hindi po, 17-A San Roque!
Girl: OO nga po, 17-E . E as in Apple!
Me: ahhhhh..... pengeng kape!




Fax Tone Please

I was sending a fax to a company......

Me: Fax tone please
Woman: Ma'am wala na po sya, kaalis lang. Bukas nalang.
Me: ahhhh.... ok. Tnx.